Profile Pictures

I was tired of my old pics that used to be on my online profiles (tho still accurate reps of me), so I got a new friend, who had SEEMED bright, to walk with me in the woods as I posed prevocatively against trees. I even took my shirt off, leaned out against a tree that stretched its limbs over the waters of the Chattahoochee, and did that whole knee up, arm over head seductive pose ....as couples with the children and chihuahuas walked by and stared. I figured the scenic pics would be worth it, and would show my love of nature and my hot sexy armpits....therefore this short term embarrassment would be worth it. Well, my new 'bright' friend.....he's a stupid fucker. I discovered when I got home and tried to upload the pics, that he hadn't taken a single one. Goshdurnmotherfuckinnerfherder! He evidently thought the DELETE button was the SAVE button.
Anyone else wanna volunteer to be photographer?

(UPDATE: I have forgiven my friend... and more importantly, I found the TIMER on my camera phone and did it myself. :) )